Tue 20th of April 2010 – Privacy Dog

Today 'they' installed a camera in the lift of my building. Before you get to my door you now have to go past three cameras and through three locked doors. Apparently someone once peed in the lift, there is the occasional litter and people have been seen smoking in it.

I'm too much of a law-abiding pussy myself but I'd applaud anyone who comes in with a hammer and smashes it to pieces. Be my guest! This was the place where I fixed my hair, picked my nose and scratched my balls. Not anymore I'm not.